The current deadness of my soul can be summed up in one single film trailer. Do you wanna die inside with me? Then watch the trailer below…

I feel your pain.

Why the Hell are Warner Bros. commissioning this? Why ruin people’s childhood memories?

Here’s something just as bad:

I’m actually at a loss for words right now. I mean just look at the cast lists for these films.

They’re awful.

PS. The ingrowing toenail still hurts, like anyone cares.

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