Category: Jokes


Nick Griffin

I’ve just been on the phone to Nick Griffin after the egging outside parliament. He was fuming. They didn’t separate the whites first.

Somali pirates hijack oil tanker

Somali pirates have hijacked an oil tanker holding 25 crew members (2 of them British!) and 2 million barrels of oil.

Blood thirsty, peg-legged, a lust for cash, I bet Paul McCartney can’t bear to watch the news.

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